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Jam Jar Tee — "Even a Boer’s got to Spread it Thick!" Graphic T‑Shirt
– The Outback Boer
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For the bru who loves his jokes like his toast: properly spread.
This relaxed cotton tee brings cheeky nostalgia and a bit of naughty wordplay – an illustrated jar of dark spread with the line “Even a Boer’s got to spread it thick!” splashed across the chest. It’s hand‑drawn, a little retro and just irreverent enough to make your mates snort into their coffees. Vegemite gees with Saffa attitude.
Perfect for backyard braais, Sunday brekkie runs, casual kuier or just parking off on the couch talking nonsense. It chucks on easy with jeans or shorts and quickly becomes that shirt you grab when you’re in the mood to stir the pot.
Features:
Soft, mid‑weight cotton — comfy for all‑day chilling and chirping
Classic, regular fit — not skinny, not slop‑gat, just right
Hand‑drawn jar illustration + “Even a Boer’s got to spread it thick!” slogan
Side seams and ribbed collar so it keeps its shape through plenty of wash days
Care Instructions:
Machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F)
Don’t tumble dry, bleach or dry clean — it’s a braai shirt, not fine linen
Don’t iron over the print — the joke’s already hot enough 🔥
For the legend who loves inside jokes, strong spreads and even stronger chirps.
Size
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S
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L
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2XL
3XL
4XL
5XL
Width (cm)
47.0
52.1
56.5
61.0
64.1
67.9
70.5
75.0
80.0
Length (cm)
71.1
74.9
78.7
81.9
83.8
85.1
87.0
87.0
89.0
AS Colour 5001 sizes — measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm) due to manufacturing tolerances.
