Listen here, my bru — this one’s for the legends who speak fluent Braai!
We Saffas don’t just cook — we braai kwaai! Whether it’s chops, wors, or a tjoppie or two, we know life’s better with vleis on the grid and a cold one in hand 🍻. Smoke in the air, fire crackling, and everyone arguing about marinades — that’s our mother tongue right there!
This tee’s for the kings (and queens) of the coals — those who treat the tongs like a microphone and the fire like an art form. Wear it loud and proud, bru. Let the world know: you don’t need subtitles when it comes to flame and flavour 🔥
Features:
- 100% braai‑tested cotton (lightweight, comfy fit)
- Built for proper vleis flippers, not salad mixers
- Goes best with a Castle in hand and boerie on the grid
- “I Speak Fluent Braai” — for those who turn fires into festivals 💪
Care instructions:
- Machine wash cold (max 30 °C or 90 °F)
- Do not tumble dry, bleach, or dry clean
- Do not iron over print
| Size |
XS |
S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
3XL |
4XL |
5XL |
| Width (cm) |
47.0 |
52.1 |
56.5 |
61.0 |
64.1 |
67.9 |
70.5 |
75.0 |
80.0 |
| Length (cm) |
71.1 |
74.9 |
78.7 |
81.9 |
83.8 |
85.1 |
87.0 |
87.0 |
89.0 |
AS Colour 5001 sizes — measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm) due to manufacturing tolerances.
