Flat Out Like a Lizard Drinking T-Shirt — Funny Reptile Tshirt White

Flat Out Like a Lizard Drinking Tee 🦎🍹

For the bru who’s either going 100% or horizontal with a cocktail — no in‑between.

This relaxed staple tee brings proper sun‑soaked Aussie humour: a chilled bearded lizard kicked back with a drink in hand, under the classic line “Flat out like a lizard drinking.” It’s a wink to those days where you’ve grafted hard, earned your chill, and now you’re just vibing in the shade with your mates.

Perfect for backyard barbies, beach bars, hiking debriefs, or any mission where the esky’s close and the schedule is loose. It feels like an instant favourite the second you pull it on.

Features:

• Soft, medium‑weight cotton — comfy enough for all‑day wear
• Ribbed collar that keeps its shape, even after a few rough wash days
• Playful bearded lizard illustration + bold “Flat out like a lizard drinking” script
• Regular, true‑to‑size fit — not skinny, not slop‑gat, just right

Care Instructions:

• Machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F)
• Don’t tumble dry, bleach or dry clean — we’re keeping it easy, mate
• Don’t iron over the print — the lizard is already living his hottest life 🔥

For the legends who love hard missions, cold drinks, and laid‑back laughs.

AS Colour 5001 sizes — measurements may vary by ±1.5 in (3.8 cm) due to manufacturing tolerances.